12 Mei 2012

Cerita Lucu Singkat dalam Bahasa Inggris

Cerita Lucu Singkat dalam Bahasa Inggris - Cerita lucu adalah salah satu alternatif menjadi media penghibur bagi kebanyakan orang. Mengucapkan selamat pagi kepada sahabat, dan dibumbui dengan cerita lucu juga terkadang menjadi salah satu alternatif untuk mengikat hubungan perhasahabatan semakin erat.

Terkadang untuk sebagian banyak orang membuat sebuah cerita lucu meski singkat memang agak sulit, apalagi cerita lucu singkat tersebut adalah dalam bentuk bahasa Inggris. Namun jangan kecewa dulu meski anda tidak terlalu mahir menulis cerita dalam bahasa inggris, sebab melalui tulisan ini blog Karo Cyber akan mencoba berbagi cerita lucu singkat dalam bahasa inggris yang bisa anda jadikan contoh dan membagikannya kepada teman-teman anda.

Bagi anda yang penasaran seperti apa cerita lucu singkat dalam bahasa inggris yang dimaksudkan tersebut, berikut adalah cerita lucu singkat selengkapnya:

Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."

The Boss and The Trainee
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

No", replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

HaHa! I hope you learn from this and that this never happens to you!!
Belum puas membaca cerita lucu singkat dalam bahasa Inggris diatas? Anda juga bisa menyaksikan video cerita lucu singkat dibawah berikut ini:


Video Cerita Lucu Singkat

1 komentar :

joe fatrah mengatakan...

he.. he... he.. ceritanya lucu buangeeeeeett

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